How many weeks I’ve lived as a now 40 year old

I thought someone dumped a vibrator next to my work but it's a Playstation 3 move controller instead

The foil back of my kid's Capri-Sun pouch fell off, revealing the juice inside.

Asked plumber for receipt, got this

my grandfather left a complete collection of fifty US state quarters to me and each of his 8 remaining grandchildren.

VIP Rapture Information… just there for the taking…

[OC] Found an ancient astronaut at the beach

This biology lab microscope was serviced on 9/11. And then never again.

Random spot on my finger glows under black light

Found a bird egg in my work parking lot!

In Taipei, you can get an engagement ring from a vending machine at the public transport train station.

My flight went over the North Pole

Sample of moulding sand overheated in a microwave

An entire trash bag full of donuts in NYC.

I found a flash drive from 22 years ago.

A seagull hitching a ride on my grandad's head while out fishing.

UK vs US versions of Thing 1 and Thing 2

Tree roots look like hand

Condensation patterns formed inside my sealed plant pot look alive

This knife broke while being used to crush garlic