A “Free Speech Wall” at my school back in 2012

Egg cracked like a cartoon

Chocolate Sundae at Costco looks like a baby elephant

Every time I shower I get red spots all over my left knee and nowhere else

This bread that I bought 6 months ago that has not grown a single bit of mold

Box of capybara keychains, period panties, & Ozempic found in AirBnB upon arrival

I own the Geo Metro Limo

A sign for discouraging smoking at my college

Wanted to catch 22:22 but instead I got the exact moment it was changing to 23

The new flip-flops I thrifted duos as a bottle opener

New fast food restaurant has a sink in the eating area.

Found these bus seats in Stockholm with fold-down child seating.

Weird linear rash on my arm

This house with 7 stories

This mask had no eyes, but the holes in the wall gave her "moving" pupils.

My strainer doesnt rest over my sink so I improvised with a fork

The way my veins rerouted around the section that collapsed

I got a perfect circle from a stray curl in my widows peak

One of our chickens laid an egg with no shell.

The neighbour's kid mowed today