One of my kids’ Crocs got wedged in front of a heat vent for a day or so….and shrunk.

Woke up with an unexplained circular bruise in the middle of my forehead

Pink Starburst wrapper color changed. Older style on left

The car's plate is T1 Faker

Tried to pick up a bunch if ripe banans when they decided to peel themselves all at once

These bees in a tree in my yard today

Soda bubbles look like chain mail

I rewired a payphone to be my home phone.

This girl had a bumper sticker asking to let her merge.

Stupidly picked up a screw while it was hot, now I have burn marks to match the thread

Got My Free Year of Lay's

found a toonie…. with no middle.

[OC] Bunny with Human-Like Eyebrows