My city has multiple of these trees that are 2 species growing together

This elementary school has a list of word/phrases that will get you silent lunch.

My mother's latest attempt to keep the squirrels out of her plants

A penny seems to have melted my mouse pad

Old Geek Squad cable lets you know you can hog tie approximately 3 people with it

The only place bugleweed is growing is on the grave of my bee eating dog.

This machine replaces (a very important) 0.25% of my pancreas!

My Local Harvey's (Canadian Burger Place) Zipties their Terminal to a Hockey Stick for the Drive Through

My garlic sauce expires in 1,000 years and 5 months.

Watching the dude in front of me playing on level 17,175 . After every level he gets at least three to five ads. Dude has watched nearly 86,000 ads

The ring my late uncle wore for 30+ years vs the same ring with less wear

My pear looks like a barn owl

My cat is shaped like a ball

This Brown pill in the paracetamol box

Five plus years of my dog scratching at the front door when deliveries arrive.

Ants make a bridge to access an abandoned drink.

Me with dermographism(skin writing)

I painted some rocks that I intend to hide

Three days difference.... from -5C to +23C

Drink carrier made of recycled materials contains a legible piece of printed media.