Same brand of fries, bought at three occasions. Different doneness on the fries.

Cancerous mango

My McDonald’s also has a McJail

My bird of paradise leaf is revealing a distinct gradient as it unfolds

Tried to make Rice Krispie treats… sauteed some marshmallows instead

Handprint on the inside of this bra

Sakura and Peach Zest flavoured Listerine, purchased in Shanghai

Reminder didn’t work. Eggs survived a 17 km highway drive on my truck toolbox.

My hotel room has a space for a cell phone that focuses the sound through a horn.

All these mattresses outside a hotel

This wafer package’s brand statement was copy/pasted straight from ChatGPT

You can count my girlfriend's chemo sessions like rings on a tree.

In Ireland we have begun to use these bollards designed to look like pencils to protect footpaths outside of schools

I watched this guy dump milk and cereal all over himself in Walmart

My wisdom tooth has grown horizontal.

I noticed this flower bed while driving through a neighbourhood today

Clump of dog treats right out of the box

Perfectly aligned contrails

I stored my avocado with red onions for two days and it didn't turn brown

This the wallpaper in my friend’s new corporate office bathroom