One of my work peacocks built a nest in a flower planter

A Vending Machine Containing only Gushers

Woke up to a bat stuck in my fence

This dog ubering kids around the park

Failed waffle cones from an industrial waffle cone machine.

McDonald reusable containers in France

My new teethbrush has a brush almost twice longer than any one I had bought so far

This hash rosin I freshly pressed

Opened one of my old pieces of luggage and found this pack of Camel Menthol Lights, circa 2008

Came into work this morning and someone bedazzled my staple puller.

In 5 years my clogs have worn off 2cm of wood

Real sign from a dog park in Brooklyn