Not mad. But an obviously new employee made my papa murphy's pizza, and it turned into a volcano.

Gf's bonnet came with a sample to burn.

The olive oil in my pasta turned bright red with a UV light

My local Popeye's sells weed and shrooms out the backdoor.

Ate chia seed pudding and two days later it sprouted from my sink.

This rock that looks like petrified wood

Advertising she barely graduated high school

This Blue Jay flew up to me, hung out for 15 mins, then flew away

gym bro latte

My library loans out ghost hunting kits

A giant stick caterpillar evaded detection for weeks, eating my Thai pepper plant in plain sight. It’s hers now.

Chicken tender I got looks like a Manatee.

House centipedes keep getting stuck in this bowl, eating their dead comrades, and then dying themselves, only to feed the next victim.

I bought a 1.36kg (3lb) box of "imperfect" Russell Stovers candy for $9

“Yarn bombing” on statues in Avon, CO

My package came with someone’s phone in it

Misprinted Oreos I spotted at the supermarket

This $20 bill serial number

Calf born an hour ago

Homer Simpson Boxcar Graffiti