I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s

My boss gave me a roll of Necco candy and the serving size is the entire roll.

heart shaped bruise day after nexplanon insertion

An Owl Watching my Dog Take a Crap

Found a “New York” New York license plate

Mushrooms started popping out of the floor of my apartment’s bathroom

I ordered tater tots and got Tetris tots.

Dubai license plate spotted in Midtown Manhattan

My friend found a plushie that looks exactly like her odd looking dog.

A church near me in Georgia.

Glass recycler uses crushed glass instead of rock for its lots.

I’m visiting northern Scotland, it’s 3am and this is how dark it is:

This red driveway I saw flying into the Atlanta airport.

This mathematic breakdown for knuckleheads that was included with my nightguard cleaner

Cybertruck hauling trash looks like a dumpster

The doorknobs at the public school I teach at say 'public school' on them

This framed copy of a Margaret Keane painting is so old it still credits Walter Keane.

One of the tail fins of a Bf-110C, shot down during the Battle of Britain, 1940

I had no idea you could upholster a phone.

My orange juice is the same colour as the mug it's in