Opened the box to find 16g of pure, uncut cheez-it flavoring

Perfect little swirl of aloe gel

Berlin changes u-bahn name sighn for wordplay

My daughter parried my wife when she tried to get her to eat a vegetable.

This store sells loofahs by the slice

I saw a giant potato on my way to work this morning!

This plane bathroom has a window

Brand new bills missing #69

I just finished a roll of Costco plastic wrap from 2010.

My gyno gives out chocolates, pads, and Motrin at procedure appointments

My hospital bed has a 'CPR' lever to immediately lower the bed

Found the same lost keys twice, months apart, at different bus stops

The way this mural ‘hides’ an electrical cover plate

This astrology-branded vape

I put a styrofoam fountain drink cup in the freezer and it started “sweating”

Found Strychnine Sulphate pills remodeling bathroom

This shopping cart has a built in phone holder.

The letter N wore off my keyboard

Fresh watermelon juice after a few days sitting in the fridge

Some people at my local gym don’t play by their own rules