My sister made her own birthday cake

Standing limited to 3 minutes…

This spent parachute/firework cartridge that fell out of the sky and hit my leg perfectly making a comical pop sound

The sudoku in my newspaper today started with a G shape

The bearing in my sand art toy attracted a jumping spider.

My antidepressants contain small individual pills

A church near me with a summertime message

Author signed book backwards

This crack in my wall sort of looks like a Daddy long leg.

We're moving house and my wife found the map I made whilst playing Legend of Zelda on the NES

This cool old Taco Bell sign

The spots on my knees where I rest my elbows no longer grow hair

This is what happens if you fill a cast iron pan with vinegar and forget about it for a week.

​Severe scalp sunburn caused swelling that has traveled down to my forehead.

Poured tea in my cup but it looks empty.

My steak looked like the United States

Amongst other things, this charity shop is not accepting non-fiction books

A hotel breakfast to 2pm

The size of this Dictionary I found at my job today

My house has a white raccoon.