My cat likes to stand on my lap while I'm on calls and leaves these cute little pressure paw prints on my leg

Found a coin from the third Reich on the street

I accidentally dyed a twenty dollar bill orange.

Canned Gatorade I got today

My daughter's eyelashes are extremely long.

This shipping container at my mall still says JC Penney on it.

Chiropractor says they can help with red meat allergy

This random sunflower growing among weeds on the median

1950 $20 bill fails the pen test

My Dachshund Turned 23 Today

Paid $7.11 at 7/11 at 7:11 on 7/11 (Framed Receipt)

Got new EpiPen today. The one on the left is the old one

Sitting on a completely metal chair for six hours gave me (almost) symmetrical bruises on the back of my knees.

Accidentally made fake pineapple rings out of a can of cooking grease… in a pineapple can

Advice on a hospital lift

The exact bedroom/window that Vincent Van Gogh painted the starry night from

my middle finger is missing a joint and the ring finger is long

Because of the Canadian wildfires, my job site looks like how movies portray either Mexico or Mars.

Local metal bar has a fascist-spotting cheat sheet for security on the wall by the entrance.

We fixed our mailbox and reinstalled the post as it was leaning pretty badly. I see this letter today