Meet Methuselah, my FIL's 12-year-old tomato plant. She produces a few tomatoes every week.

Seen at a rest area in Virginia

Saw a bunch of bloody shoe prints walking to work this morning.

plate number in Hungary

Melted+froze my kids' broken crayons instead of tossing them

My mother letting me be investigated by the oldest Manatee known to man back in 1992

Overflowing mayonnaise filling machine.

Tiny ants attracted to olive oil bottle, totally ignoring the crumbs, sugar and honey bottles on the counter.

Lotion on my boyfriend's back fell into a perfect 9

40 years later, my kids are using the same step stool I used

This cactus spine just came out after 3 months of pain with a little squeeze.

Staying in a hotel and I’ve just found a random bloody footprint on the carpet in the hallway