found in a secondhand thrift/craft shop: most grooms are lacking a head

My nose piercings photographed in my dental x-ray

The person who installed this toilet paper holder had a hard time.

Son and I have identical, colour swapped birthmarks

A vehicle within a vehicle on a vehicle

I had a medical emergency in the middle of rolling a blunt. The paramedics wrapped it in a glove and left it in my car

The button battery I bought has an extra repulsive taste to deter children from eating it

This old campaign button essentially says ‘Piss on Goldwater’

Banana left in my sister's bag for a year

This backwards Ford logo I found in the street

Leaves turning brown due to extreme drought in Switzerland

A bar table that has little notches to hold your pool sticks

All the lettuce at Walmart is discounted because no one is buying lettuce

My bruise looks like a big tattooed dong

A children indoor soft play place in England has a Confederate flag on the floor...

Saw this Tesla charging off a utility pole today.

My dog always leaves the peas from her dog food

This mildly offsetting Wendy’s billboard

The way my friend arranges mussels shells after eating them

Fedex writes “Jack This” on all my packages because it’s their shorthand for my street (Jackson Thistle)