Tried The Simpsons Menu at KFC

This pack of gumballs that I bought is almost all yellow, except for one, singular green piece.

150 calories of cashews

Vintage pack of tights has instructions on administering a self-breast exam printed on the cardboard insert

Jake Paul’s hygiene products marked down to $2 at Menards

Found my mini fridge open when I got home from work. Apparently this can exploded with enough force to blow the door open.

Outdated sign in doctor’s office today

I had 3 different nurses try to draw my blood and each of them left a different bruise that combined in a phallic shaped bruise

Crayola sells diversity markers.

Moss on this speed limit sign is growing in the pattern of the lights

I used this bowl in the microwave, and it bled red goo and got crazy hot.

The pack of gummy bears I bought has a chain of gummy bears!

The bomb shelter in my hotel in Ukraine has a framed portrait of Steve Jobs

Found A Weather Balloon at Work Today

The tip of my drill bit fell off.

Thought my cat’s reflection was looking at me

This car has a massive antenna on it

My IMAX 70mm showtime had sample IMAX film strips handed out after the showing

Thinnest rind watermelon, measured 2mm

My Kratom/Kava bar’s disclaimer