A butterfly landed on me, and matched the colour of my shorts.

All the gunk purged from my clams

The root ball I removed from my septic tank this morning [)C]

Swiss Supermarkets sell Pizza hanging from a rack

This cloud I saw today.

It’s so hot here the cold water pipe runs 30.68°C (87°F). It’s 9pm.

Found a shark rock the other day

Monster Energy says "Not a tiny Euro can... an American size 16oz!" Despite the american size being smaller (16oz is 473ml, all other regions use 500ml)

Ice cream sandwiches from Singapore use real bread

This Indiana Jones VHS tape I got at an antique store had the original purchase receipt in the sleeve.

This string cheese I found in my inlaws' freezer expired in 1999.

This squeeze-pouch of soft-serve ice cream I got at a concert last night

Found my family’s 1991 Disneyland tickets. One-day admission was $25.50.

My dog and a cat synchronised their paw placement when napping

These urinals are each in fully private and lockable stalls

I ordered a (vegetarian) whopper and they gave me four patties

The difference in age between these 2x4s that came from the same pallet.

I took this picture of my pizza that looks like it's a video

The difference between my Teddy I’ve slept with every night for 20 years and his never-been-hugged Twin

Someone put a sticker frown on my amazon package