The "save money" refills cost more than the original bottle

My tire inflator has markings for two AAs but is powered by a 9v

The directions on this fruit fly trap want me to sit here for 3 weeks.

My hotel has a picture that looks like Polynesian Obama

The stretch marks on my hip made dark red lines in a bruise

Taiwan’s tourist guide has a section on if they get invaded by China

Ceiling in a Kmart store where people have unpacked and thrown sticky things