I am the same colour as cheap ham

The amount of oil this single Cheeto released from sitting in the sun.

Grandmother’s armchair floral pattern looks like pokeballs

I bruise really easily

This library has an Unusual Items section

Brewery doesn't use the numbers 67 and 69 for tables

Somewhat anatomically accurate cat figurine gift I received from a cat café

In Finland you'll pay almost 6 euros more for a 8-pack vs. buying eight of exactly the same beer individually

Local coffee shop repurposes oat milk cartons into cup holders

This stop sign post has none of the holes cut out.

My husband drove behind someone transporting pelicans

I got a misprinted bag of chips

My butter is hexagonal

My little fingers have 4 horizontal lines instead of 3.

The haiku on my green tea bottle isn’t a haiku

This almost perfect dot that appeared in the exact center of my hand.

Grocery store has a dedicated perogie section

In olden times Japan, farts could drive demons away.

A Frog on a Cactus

Friend poured hot bacon fat in a cold glass and it broke clean in half