Scent-Blocking Mailing Envelope...

A shop display of wedding decorations includes a sash that reads “SAME PENIS FOREVER”

I can write backwards (or mirror writing i guess)

Air freshener started creating these little crystal spikes

Removed the monster gummy

The structural change in our dogs paws after weight loss, nail trims, and more structured exercise.

My hospital room is in an old jail wing

Got my ears deep cleaned today: take a look all this earwax taken out the side of my head (spoiler tag cuz its kinda gross)

My aunts cow has an autoimmune disease that makes her bald

My corn had a baby corn.

Hit the corn lottery today at the grocery store: huitlacoche. I made the rarest of quesadillas.

Peeled the wrapping off of an Energizer “Max” battery and exposed a “Plus Max” label underneath

Cow walking on the road creating traffic

My neighbour blocked up their garage door with firewood.

My boyfriend is using a box of my anti depressants to hold his pc together

Dolly Parton was my phrase of the day yesterday!

The airline I’m flying expects me to personally hold passengers back from the exits in an emergency and get them to leave their luggage

My Airbnb host has a taxidermied snake attacking a mongoose on display in her living room

I baked cookies with juuuust enough space between them

An anthill with a ring of vegetation the ants made by altering the soil to encourage vegetation