My corn had a baby corn.

Hit the corn lottery today at the grocery store: huitlacoche. I made the rarest of quesadillas.

Peeled the wrapping off of an Energizer “Max” battery and exposed a “Plus Max” label underneath

Cow walking on the road creating traffic

My neighbour blocked up their garage door with firewood.

My boyfriend is using a box of my anti depressants to hold his pc together

Dolly Parton was my phrase of the day yesterday!

The airline I’m flying expects me to personally hold passengers back from the exits in an emergency and get them to leave their luggage

My Airbnb host has a taxidermied snake attacking a mongoose on display in her living room

I baked cookies with juuuust enough space between them

An anthill with a ring of vegetation the ants made by altering the soil to encourage vegetation

I had the PERFECT amount of orange juice left to fill up my glass

Played poker with 2 friends, and all 3 of us got the exact same hand (different suits though)

Tavern I passed by had Blackbeard's flag.

My dog's eyelashes are 9 cm (3.5 inches) long

These strange spots that keep appearing and spreading on my skin

There is a lunar eclipse going on right now

This restaurant named Swordfish has a fish mounted on the wall that is actually a sailfish

The nutrition info on these coconut milk chocolates is physically impossible

Battery has a USBC port on it