This example for a memorial ornament puts the dog at 78 years old.

Kangaroo tail sold frozen in Central Australia.

Someone put $100 in my car

There's a troll statue under a bridge in Seattle.

The leading zero on my moped odometer is purely decorative

Tiny banana from my housemate's garden

The mistranslation on this compressed air gun i got from China

These tomatoes are labeled as "Virginia grown" despite being "product of Mexico."

This is what an "anti-yellowing" phone case looks like after a year

The mileage on my car today.

I have the whole theatre to myself.

Crane-shaped stain on wall

A tree that's been repaired with ratchet straps and spray foam.

My 80 yr old dad’s hack for getting the last drop of ink from his pens.

The LEDs in my keyboard bleached the keys

Brussels Airport. Wherever there's a leak in the roof or pipes, they place flower pots to catch the drips.

I won a copy of Normal signed by Bob Odenkirk

Common consumption area boundary line marked on sidewalk in Wichita, KS

Storm knocked over tree missing neighbour's house, pulled up all the grass on sidewalk.

One of my cats has one extra toe on every paw