My wife noticed I’ve worn these pants so long, my phone is permanently engraved in them.

My dog's heterochromatic eyes match his differently coloured paws.

The lemonade they serve at our local elementary school is mostly apple juice

Walgreens has Snoop Dogg's wine discounted by $4.20

My fiance has an artificial lense in his right eye and you cant see it unless the light hits it at an angle.

Same tool, 25 years apart.

Farewell present from my autistic co-worker

McDonald’s in Cape Town heavily fortified

This mountain pass lets you see inside mountain's rocky insides

Hotel that used to be a Masonic temple has different font and light colour for their “temple” (aka meeting room) floor

a piece of kiwi, that looks like a kiwi!!

McDonald's in Guangzhou, China, still has the 90's characters

Finished a whole Vaseline container

This library book return cart is named “Cart Blanchett”

Free eye print on my glasses after bumping into something.

Remodeling my bathroom and found a $100 bill behind the baseboard

Instructions how to use a toilet in a wedding dress. Seen in the handicapped bathroom stall at a church.

I found Snapple in a glass bottle at a dollar store

A very tiny wooly worm (I only picked it up because it was dead)

Egg shells I've been saving from breakfasts.