This thing that only authorized personnel can touch.

There is apparently a Lasagna With Meat Sauce Standard

This box of clay pigeons is Fragile As Eggs

Hello Kitty fire extinguishers sold in Tokyo home improvement store (Shimachu Homes)

This 6'1" x 5'5" section of an old indoor wall has a painting of a worker painting over himself.

My meds came double bottled

My neighbor’s headlight is damaged. Someone shoved a taco from Taco Bell in it.