I built an igloo!

I accidentally grew a penis-shaped crystal at the lab.

It's easy to forget how big traffic lights are.

Couldn’t fit both couches in my tiny space. Took off the arm and made an L couch.

We’re dining at Jamie's Italian in Rotterdam and my little brother got handed these glasses to pick what he wanted to eat!

The way these bubbles formed

My hair got caught in a zipper

Found a Chex the length of 3 Chex in my Chex-Mix.

Giant swords in Norway

This excellent mural. (Sorry, Philip.)

Accidentally burned my skin off on my knee. The brown dots are my melanin coming back .

This village in the middle of the desert in Iran looks like a tree from above.

If you position your hand correctly you can pretend to be a Lego figure.

These knives at my work have been used so much they're almost gone.

This wheel from driving in freezing rain

One of my glass milk bottles is 10 years older than the other

This guy on the plane using his headphone cord as a hook.

Hooters has a secret code for sketchy dates.

my hotel in TX has a TX shaped lazy river

My peanut butter is the same color as my spoon