This vending machine at my school library sells handy items.

Museum-goers touched the "Please Touch" sign instead of the rock

A tank I saw on the interstate this morning

The towel I used to clean a printer head looks like Rorschach's Cat now.

This UPS store had tiny furnishings inside their unrented PO boxes.

"NOTHING IS WRITTEN IN STONE" written in stone.

My friend's new winter jacket has built-in goggles and mouth/ear vents in the hood.

Goldfish crackers without faces are just registered to the brand, but crackers *with* faces are trademarked.

One of my eggs is wrinkled

These unicorn skeletons for Halloween.

The download code card that I got with a record I bought had wildflower seeds imbedded in it. If you plant it, they will actually grow!

Taxidermy of a squirrel riding/knife fighting a snake.

Guy dressed up like Trump Bum laying on sidewalk in NYC

The windshield frit on my Dodge Challenger has a little Dodge Challenger on it

Raccoon Legs Sticking Out of a tree 25 feet in the air

This cloud looks like a uterus.

Double urinal where both users have to look at each other while peeing

This gecko is sleeping on a leaf of a plant in my house

My taxi in Bangkok has a no fucking in the cab sticker

Photo I took through my scope looks like a video game.