My father's Battleship game cover from the 60s depicts men playing and women in the kitchen

Batmobile On the freeway in Cali today

Deer licked my car to get the salt off.

My ride share had AstroTurf on the floor.

The new growth on this fir tree

Trump's Secretary of Treasury is the only person to print his name instead of signing

Swirl grain in my oak fire wood

Different time zones on each part I guess

When Cyprus plays football against Russia, the abbreviations spell CYP-RUS. The leftover letters spell RUS-SIA.

This eggplant with a pair of hands

You can see my weight loss progress in my work belt.

This fridge has a mini filtered water pitcher built in

A rat buddy moved into my dad’s shed where he feeds his tortoise. The rat and tor are happily coexisting, seen here snacking on some peas. This has been going on since the rat was a baby.

My grandfather had a Polaroid of a nuclear explosion; he lived in the Bikini atol, where they did a lot of nuclear testing.

The rain did this. Looks like Van Gogh.

The IT department at the County Courthouse.

It’s just eggs.

You can tell exactly what part of the year I had an intern who couldn't properly use a three-hole-punch for my binder.

These ghostly silhouettes at this bus stop in the early morning.

Roulette baggage claim