My kittens fell asleep in the shape of a perfect heart.

If you don't pick your artichokes in time this happens

My laundry room once featured the Musak service.

I’m a bored pilot wandering around an empty airport. The breast feeding station code is 8008.

My wife’s cider bottle has a reference to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

6-leaf clover I found.

My cat broke his femur and had a repair surgery. The bones didn’t heal and they ultimately had to amputate. The surgeon gave me the hardware that was in his leg.

In the driverless metro in Copenhagen there are fake buttons in the front for children to play with

This Wizard Stick I Found On A Walk

My graduating class is holding our graduation at a drive in Movie theater.

You can see where I topped up my glass with fresh coke

My dad’s knife has a cover with a combination lock.

This random poster in an airport with no caption

Brain surgery scars on the top of my head

I’m growing superhot peppers using radio controlled construction equipment!

This music store repurposed a high-hat drum pedal into a hands-free sanitizer dispenser. And yes, it works.

The turtles at my park come up to get fed like ducks, they’re really interested in the couple standing next to me

I own a pocket sized dictionary the 1900s

Technology has come a long way...

120 year old photo of my great great grandmother