There was a possum in my recliner

The watermelon seeds that my dad spat out fell between the bricks and began growing

Cigarette users can take a poll when they throw their cigarette away

Work in a butcher shop and we came across a bullet lodged in this porterhouse steak.

What an X-ray of your hand looks like when you have nail studs on

This cheese looks like a world map

A wolf spider with babies on the pool filter. Their eyes lit up with the flash.

I kept my grandpa's TV as a TV stand

This pen can be balanced on its tip

3 days of cows eating bushes

A decomposing cape gooseberry

I found a 36yr old cheque laying on the sidewalk today.

This lava lamp looks like Donald Trump.

My bathroom tile resembles a Picasso line drawing of a butt.

My Roomba escaped

My brother’s hen laid shell-less egg

This sandstone coaster looks like Jupiter

This flashlight contains a block of concrete so it feels heavier and sturdier

This gorilla made of tires

Lightning blew up my mailbox last night, of all the things