My nearly 10 year old blender counts the number of times it’s been used

This wet floor sign is a banana peel

My chickens first egg, which are typically small, was oddly long... turns out Bc it was a double yolk

Photo of Marilyn Monroe taken by my grandma after meeting her in Lake Louise, Canada Circa 1950s.

There’s a museum in Kansas, known as They Also Ran, that is dedicated to presidential candidates who lost.

This tire mark was that looks like a double cheeseburger.

My new deck of cards was all diamond aces.

My collection of 3D printed oof stones.

This bread company supports employees with a criminal record.

This gas station plus another Reddit billboard

Didn’t completely tear off August. Created a new month instead.

This penguin in my coffee cup this morning

This grocery store has a parking lot for boats.

Leftover adhesive on a concrete block looks like buildings emitting toxic gasses

My Lyft driver had linoleum flooring installed in his minivan

Found out I live 25 miles from the HD version of a meme.

15 week nasoalveolar molding progression

My pops at the same location 15yrs apart.

The hotel I'm staying at has a monitor lizard that roams the grounds and swims in the pool

The extra cup of salsa that came with my takeout order