How my tank top straps symmetrically align with my tattoo!

Ordered a donut from Dunkin' Donuts and got SEVEN instead. It is not a wrong order either.

Someone put oogly eyes all over the menu at my local Starbucks.

All 5’ foot 3” of me wearing an XXXXXXL t-shirt.

My wife's Night Blooming Cereus bloomed during the day for the first time in 30 years today

This suggestively shaped snow globe at my grandparents

Pick your lanyard colour at a recent medical convention

Customer was high and put their zip code in place of the tip

Someone put googly eyes on a gas pump

This pepper looks like it’s challenging me to fisticuffs in 1820.

the entrance to someone’s apartment was inside of a Chinese food restaurant

This restaurant puts a mesh net over your lemon so when you squeeze it, no seeds get in your food

A caterpillar found its way into my fathers house.

I marked my taxes as Legally Blind, and they sent me my papers in Braille.

Vein finder we use in the hospital to place IVs in our “hard stick” patients

Found this rock with odd shaped hole

X-ray of my childhood bear, taken in the 90s

My dog taught himself to properly use a pillow.

They removed the mother and daughter doing the dishes from the box art of the classic-edition battleship.

It's taken my truck 17 years to travel the same distance a photon can travel in 1 second.