A local farm has a vending machine in front that sells farm fresh meats 24/7

My Child’s Ice Cream Toy has the default “Lorem ipsum” text still on it

I was given this as change from my school lunch

My smoothie is the exact same colour as this cup

I created a font based on the S we all drew as kids.

The breakdown of my son's first Halloween haul

My homemade soup was looking a little Van Gough.

My chicken tender looks like a manatee

Three staircases

Stuck in traffic, saw a skull on the highway.

Citibank telling its active job applicants that if they don’t plan to be vaccinated, they should withdraw their application.

Found this 1829 silver half-dime in the woods. Nickels weren’t invented yet.

The size of this bubble in our garlic cheesy bread

Giant pretzel someone left at work. Dildo for scale

The seeds inside of my tomato have started to grow.

Ordered a jacket online, so I wasn’t sure what I’d be getting. I guess the devil’s in the details.

Frost on my car roof after night shift today

This flour I bought came as a compressed brick

An ashtray from Wendy's back when there was a smoking section

Killed these mosquitoes today in front of my home.