I’m the first person to check out this book in 22 years

Saw a little car that only fits one person and only has one headlight

There is a sharing point for walking sticks at the beginning of my favourite hiking path

My bathroom sink countertop is cut from real stone and has a fossil on it! Here is a preserved fossil (probably millions of years old) that exists on my countertop.

My dad burnt a pancake so bad it camouflages with the black pan.

These people filled their entire shopping cart with rotisserie chickens—like 25 of them. I couldn't help but ask wtf was happening. They said their mum feeds them to stray cats at Thanksgiving.

My dad eats his burgers upside-down and with chopsticks

The way these people layed their rocks

Someone vandalized our Starbucks

A three quarter red, one quarter green apple

My local Costco has Pokémon Diamond and Pearl locked up with the rest of their jewelry

Got a new credit card skin in the mail

This statement on a spare tire cover

This fake spill prop to show the couch is stain resistant.

This Waffle House menu has sales tax included

This super detailed mug.

I made a holiday decoration with scrap wood and $3

My mom’s bible was sent out to be rebound…this is how it was returned.

This sake glass with a hole in it for ice to keep it chilled

Managed to get this shot with a large puddle after the rain