Always when my father kills a mousquito he writes the date under the crime scene. This one is from 6/8/2018

I come from a family of butchers, this grind stone has been in the family for almost 200 years

My gf’s grandma still has a mint New Year’s Eve napkin from 1982.

The police in this kids book are pigs.

I thought they were cool lights as decoration but when I got closer I realised they’re aesthetically pleasing solar panels.

Gun safety at my mom's communion 1974

Found Pac-Man in my onion today!

This plant’s leaves that look like butterflies

Asked my parents for some spare shampoo… & was handed a bottle older than I am (from 1995)

The ceiling of my local deli is covered with milk crates.

A very chonky rabbit in my front yard

My parents house is basically a museum of children's toys. Check out this kids record player:

The Quantity difference in wins vs losses in $1000 worth of scratch-off tickets.

A blind man's footsteps

After 20 years of use, I replaced my favourite coffee mug with the same mug.

Instructions for my new chair specifically ask me to behold.

Saw this… car??? the other night in Glendale, CA

Note from a local restaurant in my UberEats bag

This house’s mailbox is a miniature model of itself

This sign marks the half-way point between the equator and the North Pole