My other half uses 96% snail secretion as part of her daily skincare routine

Found this byte coke in a nearby market

I ordered a pizza, and they left the whole bag?!?!

Woman running for Governor in California put “F all politicians” as her candidate statement.

This squared pizza trashbin next to a regular bin

There’s a car parked right in front of me with stickers describing every single part.

Five Gum is apparently produced using genetic engineering?

This wood grain tiger was just begging to be brought out, so I helped it a bit.

My wife hung a wreath on our front door. In the first week a bird built a nest inside the wreath. Week two, a bird built a nest on top of the wreath.

Wilson now makes Wilson volleyballs

My Mum’s ponytail palm that was given to her as a desk plant in the 70s

These icicles on my hub caps

My fruit snack had this strange colourless cylindrical gummy

my dad publishes a list of stores he will no longer patronize on the refrigerator.

This loading dock above street level

I used this pencil to the very end

I just had a quote for home window tinting and they left a sample.

How my hair grew back after chemo…

The bandaids at my work are different colours

This USB drive is just an SD card inside a casing