My new seatbelt buckle came with a sticker saying not to use it in Volvos specifically

I got a piece of metal stuck in my eye and it left a rust ring after it fell out

Customer hadn’t changed their water filter since 2017

Dog peed on a post and made what looks like a person urinating in public.

My beard and head shape slightly resembles Kratos from God of War.

I saw the Pyramids on my flight

Bleached my white hat and the bleach stained it red as soon as it was dipped in.

my first rabies shot round from last week

Only three of the five covid tests I used glow in UV light

The WIRED earbuds I bought say they can't be used without a bluetooth connection

7-11 in Japan has little stools to make it easier for little kids to grab ice cream

One of the local malls has already started Christmas decorating (it’s still august)

I found Bitcoin perfume at a store today.

This Ibuprofen that comes with whatever the opposite of a childproof lid is

The American section of a grocery store in Paris

Group of men drove onto our campsite to take photos next to someone else's tent...

What happens when you gain 50 lbs and don’t take your rings off.

I have (almost) no eye colour

Beautiful butterfly landed on me today

My neighbour's sunflower has a comically small bloom for it's massive size.