The toilet sign at the construction site I’m working on

Friend cracked an egg, there was no yolk, only this weird white mass.

A friend of mine ordered a device to save people from choking and it came with a baggie of small stones. Ironically quite a choking hazard.

Gas station really doesn’t want you to lose the bathroom key

Local gas station had cigarettes on sale for $2 because they "are old" and "wouldn't sell".

The length of the knots that got put on my stitches

I found a stone that looks like a shark

Found a sack of ripped $1 bills in my basement with a bus route flyer from 1989

Odd speed limit at Disneyland

Road to Grindavik in Iceland impassible after being covered in lava

This clearly funeral themed bed sheet my mom bought without realising it

So one of my friend, whom I haven't met since 2013, sent me a bouquet and cards on my birthday.

My friend's house uses a Razor scooter to hold their celling fan

I bought a 500g (1.1lb) apple

A Star Wars grave I saw yesterday

One of my heart medication pills now comes shaped as a little heart

I visited Vulcan, Alberta and all their streetlights are shaped like the Starship Enterprise.

Forgotten drink seeping through the styrofoam

Sign banning ouija boards "due to recent events"

Spoon fell on dishwasher heating element and now my whole house smells like BBQ