One of the hair on my leg is 10cm (4in)

I found a round egg in my carton of eggs.

The inside of my gas stove

Neatly stacked pile of rotors and a pink plastic chair in the middle of the desert miles from civilization

I found my wife's nasal spray stash today. (45)

Saw this pretty used safe today

Mirror in my house—the table’s dark brown tiles are light brown in the reflection, and vice versa.

I got a gummy manatee among the bears

Oven Bulb melted from years of use

Spilled some sodium bicarbonate on the stove

Fully rooted plant I went to re pot after my cat knocked it over

Found this “sign” patch sewn inside the right arm of my husband’s t-shirt while doing laundry

I can still see the mark from this bandaid over a month after I removed it (worn for less than 24 hours)

The matcha Kit-Kat I’m eating is the exact same colour as my shorts

My shaving cream is endorsed by Jurassic Park

My jalapeño looks like a derpy cartoon shark

Orange had a tiny orange inside it

Found an egg in a houseplant I took from my apartment's trash and hatched it

Women only parking in Germany

Went thrifting and bought a $2 mystery book bag