Her blanket is not for sale!

I think I witnessed a black fly three-way

This random house in my walk has narcan and a drug test readily available on the fence.

my mother is making sauce in a mortar made with volcanic rock and the flame on the stove turned green

For my birthday, I decided to go around getting birthday freebies. Here is my haul.

Caught and ate a fish and the skeleton is blue.

1kg of Tungsten vs 1kg of Magnesium

My girlfriend's flat building doesn't have a fire alarm, they have about 100 air horns in the hallways

I saw a hummingbird just standing on a sidewalk

Different coloured peppers growing inside big pepper.

My wife sent a postcard to Steve Buscemi when she was much much younger and he replied

The way these garden snakes are coiled up outside my window

The entrance to Mark Zuckerberg’s estate on Kauai

This rug matches the pattern of the tile beneath

Our ginger looks like a reindeer

My backyard has yellow raspberries

This bull in Brazil with only one horn

This sad scrub daddy

My mother has a full tin of cinnamon sticks circa late 1960s in her spice rack. It still has the price label on.

I have 4 creases on all of my fingers