My wife sent a postcard to Steve Buscemi when she was much much younger and he replied

The way these garden snakes are coiled up outside my window

The entrance to Mark Zuckerberg’s estate on Kauai

This rug matches the pattern of the tile beneath

Our ginger looks like a reindeer

My backyard has yellow raspberries

This bull in Brazil with only one horn

This sad scrub daddy

My mother has a full tin of cinnamon sticks circa late 1960s in her spice rack. It still has the price label on.

I have 4 creases on all of my fingers

Bit into something hard in a fried oyster and found a small pearl

I was playing sudoku and my fingerprints are in an almost perfect the 9x9 grid

According to my pork rinds, we should be consuming 450g of protein per day

Found a Certified Long Boi in this bag of mini marshmallows

My probiotics capsules are little fish

I sent a letter to Jim Carrey when I was much younger and he replied.

The snow I saw in Sweden looks like rock candy

The "crack" in this statue's eye is actually a spider

The door hinges in the Wyoming State Capitol

I opened a chocolate bar and a little bit of chocolate fell exactly upright on the table