This potato smile had no smile

My local supermarket puts a security tag on every abalone

My single Reese's cup came with 17 paper wrappers.

I was today years old when i found out that onions don’t have cores and i don’t need to cut them like an apple…. Yes im 31.

Neighbourhood cats like to come into the garage and climb all over my truck

What the doctor pulled out of my nose today following a deviated septum fix

This vending machine is selling cans of Pepsi for $73 USD each

There's a plant light outside the bathroom and this is what it looks like when I crack the door

My takeout box turns into soil in 90 days

Koala just decided to climb onto my balcony for a visit

Ice cube grew a stalagmite for no apparent reason (potentially aliens)

This house is using ratchet straps and bolts to keep the roof on for the upcoming hurricane Milton

"Change Daily" Underwear Instruction.

The TV show playing at the Laundromat has characters hanging out in a Laundromat

The guy on this bottle of maple syrup had a shave

I still have my room key from staying in the World Trade Center in 2000

My banana was red inside

My wounds after a surgery to help my heart were covered by heart shaped gauze

Whenever I make a smoothie, the end pieces of the banana always sink but the middle floats

My mother's vase and plant, looking like an extra from The Last of Us.