My boyfriend hasn’t cleaned out his dryer lint trap in 2.5 years

My feet can't sweat and have the texture of leather

Someone sculpted a horse head out of sand next to a supermarket for no reason

I’m staying in a Hell themed hotel room in Florence, Italy

I got bit by a mosquito twice and a line joining them formed

The heat sink to my PlayStation four.

Told the Taco Bell drive-thru attendant to give me as much Fire Sauce as they could without getting in trouble. They appeared to take it as a challenge. 2 lbs, 2.2 oz.

The blurb on the back of a packet of This Is Not Bacon

An antique stuffed figure in an Icelandic museum looks like John Lithgow

my homemade vegetable stock turned bright green

my kitkat has no wafers

Got greeted by this one-eyed cat while eating kebab in my car.

Painting of a cat in Paris museum

A copy of the Magna Carta from 1305

This toilet control panel in Japan

These earplugs from CVS say they were "Made in the Mexico"

This twisted dead tree I found in the woods

The serving size for this pizza is 1/9. As if I were going to cut a pizza into an odd number of slices

The way my Berner folds his paws in when he lays down

Lots of tiny bubbles on the surface of muddy puddle