Squirrel made a snow fort above my birdfeeder

The smiley face on my bag looks like he is barely holding it together.

Giant egg my chicken laid this morning. (Left is normal size)

My “gym badges” I have now that I’ve reached 2 and half years without Alcohol

The ice on my car last morning looks like fur

Same ball, 3 years of play difference

The ‘souvenir’ list at a hotel I visited

This leaf was stuck to my slipper and had me thinking I was in the Truman Show

I grew a helical chilli pepper

My mayo exp. date spells mayo

A sword appears on our porch when it rains

The public bathrooms at a beach in Hawaii have no doors (both men and women)

The amount of fat that comes out of a package of bacon. Roughly 1/3 c.

My brother’s (normal) contacts after a GWAR show.

My gold ring gilded the handle of my coffee cup over the years

I wanted to laminate a drawing my colleague made for me but the machine erased it

Letter from Bank arrived 19 months late. Notification that I won my fraud decision for $200.

Hot Pocket no longer use sleeves. They did last week.

This onion ring I got with my lunch is a perfect 8

TSA guy guarding the exit at Fargo Airport, reflection in the window makes it look like he’s just staring at Dr. Jane Goodall