Whole hotel building getting fumigated

If Crisis or War comes - Found in my mailbox today (Sweden)

These dragonflies evenly spaced on a fence

My kid’s anatomically correct unicorn

I dropped a box of crayons and most of the tips fell off

The sky above me is purple right now.

I own a dynamite plunger.

My fortune cookie had a casino ad in it

I still have the Mach 3 razor Gillette sent me on my 18th birthday 25 years ago

English version manga has a warning for readers on its last page

My Agent Orange beanie was made in Vietnam

Updated statistics for the boys bathroom at my college

Spilled ink following the crevasses of my skin

My pizza stone thermal-cracked in an aesthetically pleasing way.

They zip tied the baby Jesus at my pharmacy so nobody would take him.

My son’s stuffies have their own version of themselves as stuffies.

Found a clear Bic lighter

My clock was killed and bled out on the wall.

I found this bread in the panini toaster from 3 years ago when I last used it and forgot to remove it. Toast was in perfect shape.

Depression Era Widow Mourns Husband in his Diary