My dog grows a Mohawk when she gets scared

This sex work card from Poland from about 15 years ago making it clear that condoms are not required to non-polish speakers

Shower gel - do not put in engines

I dropped an egg into a bowl and it cracked perfectly

My green bean looks like a snake.

My dog jumped at me and it left a bruise shaped just like his nose

Fortune cookie had 8 fortunes

this council of low-poly rats will decide my fate

I finished my US State quarters collection

My dog’s fur forms this wave line naturally

Tree outside local McDonald’s

My mum bought me this “Pinkie” print because she thought I looked like her.

An elephant ear stand in the middle of Nowhere, SC.

I now own Steven Seagals unproduced script Man of Honor

This little bird showing off his own placard.

This bathroom at a rink telling you it’s ok to wear skates inside

This frog that shows you the acceptable amount of toothpaste to use.

My bingo cards had no repeated numbers

My plate broke into a peace symbol

The biggest blueberry I’ve ever seen. Normal sized grape and popcorn for scale.