My dog and I have the same hair

My mum's letter opener is apparently a shank she confiscated from a kid 10 years ago

This no parking sign threatens to post a no parking sign if you park in the no parking area.

My hotel in Munich plays music from the bar in the bathroom

This handsoap has (what looks like) Braille which is only noticeable with UV. I can't feel a difference.

In my hometown, someone put up Slenderman for Christmas

Image not found on my innocent smoothie

The frost I scraped off my car looks like fabric

I found a sushi place called "Pearl Harbor"

My movie was delivered with the security box never removed

Forty-year-old SweetTarts found behind an office cabinet

My Butterfinger bar came with no chocolate on it

I burned my hand and it triggered hair growth on the healing skin.

Everyone who helped to restore the Notre Dame cathedral

This bird shaped lemon my mother found.

My mum combined two dish soaps and the result looks like a magic potion

These hours of operation for my eye doctor.

This one bottle will not freeze

This ice cream truck sells alcoholic beverages

UK £1 coins have the year stamped in figures too small to see with the naked eye. Fake on the left, real on the right