I deseeded 40 pomegranates last night.

This portal crane, that looks like an AT-AT

This public bathroom stall is built with actual walls and doors

Lidl are selling pizza cutters that look like mini versions of the power tools they also sell.

The snow on my car rolled into a burrito as it melted

An old fire grenade I found on a jobsite.

Methadone clinic constructed a whole living room set made out of cardboard

My flashlight is bright enough to show the blood vessels in my hands

A printer scan of my cat.

These pills that I took this morning containing fecal matter from donors.

My flight in India has no electronics use sign instead of no smoking

My Dad’s name tag from Farrell’s Ice Cream, California 1983.

These spikes so you do not sit on the water valve.

Ordered a storage bin from IKEA, received a dozen loosely packed wall clocks instead

My grandpa after winning a car in a marathon sometime in the 1980s

My Chilean Sea Bass crackers arrived today.

I bought my wife these flowers a year ago today and they dried beautifully

my advil is turning black (not expired)

I am 19 years old and have PKU, these are my nightly pills

This pointless windscreen wiper I saw on my commute this morning