These spikes so you do not sit on the water valve.

Ordered a storage bin from IKEA, received a dozen loosely packed wall clocks instead

My grandpa after winning a car in a marathon sometime in the 1980s

My Chilean Sea Bass crackers arrived today.

I bought my wife these flowers a year ago today and they dried beautifully

my advil is turning black (not expired)

I am 19 years old and have PKU, these are my nightly pills

This pointless windscreen wiper I saw on my commute this morning

Found a soverign citizen "license plate" at my local Walmart

Found a baby hair with this super weird pattern. Unbleached, no hot tools, normal straight Asian hair

The original batteries in my Sony surround sound from 2011 finally died.

A sovereign citizen in a Cybertruck

I decided to roll a liquid core d20 1,000 times and document the results.

My Christmas tree was 10 years old

I finished the ravensburger black krypt

Moth eggs on my lotion bottle

This Asian Buffet Charges Children by Height

the molasses leached out of my brown sugar

I ordered Chinese food and they put my Fanta in a soup container

My chicken laid a ball of an egg