Moth eggs on my lotion bottle

This Asian Buffet Charges Children by Height

the molasses leached out of my brown sugar

I ordered Chinese food and they put my Fanta in a soup container

My chicken laid a ball of an egg

This guy was hanging these boards UNDER his truck because they’re too long were too long for the bed!

This hospital toilet comes with a warning label.

My dog has a zigzag on her back

Cool way of shirt stacking at store

my cactus (in the cream coloured pot) is propagating itself by growing a long arm

My stoves heating element is purple on my phone's camera but my eyes see it as red

This birdhouse has a little birdhouse

My lab uses a Minecraft fridge

Bird at the Zoo wanted to be identified correctly.

McDonald's is using an anti-capitalist show to sell burgers

Found my grandmother's passport prior to fleeing Nazi Germany

Not a single person at my 2,000 student high school was born on December 16th

A deer visited while I was splitting firewood

Berry lucky charms is same shape as meow mix cat food

I wore a dish towel inside my pants without realising it all day.