This copy of Craig Ferguson’s book that I checked out of my public library was signed by him with the warning “Return this or pay a fine.” Which means someone checked this book out, got Craig Ferguson to sign it knowing it was a library book, and then returned it without incurring any late fees.

I found 105 dollars while clearing out my desk

Our First self grown Pineapple in Germany

The honey my mum received as a gift had a bee in it

Managed to get this picture of a perfect snowflake on my iPhone

My Orange has no pulp core

I let my kids pick out some candy. They got marshmallow-flavored candy canes and candy-cane-flavored marshmallows.

These $37 bags of M&Ms at the airport in DC

There's a stick figure in my broccoli stem

The way my wife ate her candy cane.

The layout of the old age home my mother-in-law stays in spells out “DIE”

I got a diploma of "master of communications" with my dog gate I ordered

Mammoth northern lights

My mom substituted peanut butter with sunflower butter for these cookies, and they turned green.

This lego mini figure has a hearing aid

Unexpected snow on my patio made an unusual pattern

A perfect snowflake fell on my dog

I don't have a left shoulder muscle

My gas company sent us a scratch and sniff card that smelled like a gas leak

Cleaning up my garage, I found a letter I wrote to Santa unopened from 1982. I was 4, thought it would be a Christmas list.