My sauce dish broke in symmetrical pieces

I spotted this Kill Bill reference at Legoland

This claw machine Luigi from China appears to use Donkey Kong's body sewn in skin tones instead of his plumber's uniform. [OC]

Sutures in my eyes after a corneal transplant

I drew a picture of Marv in a Matchbook.

My son’s pupil looks like PAC Man

Rock themed advent calendar result

This air rifle pellet made a perfect impression of the quarter it struck.

The way my wine glass broke almost perfectly

Inflammation caused my iris to dilate in the shape of a butterfly

My cat looks like a lemur.

The screen of my TV melted by being under the sun

This 40-year calendar is wrong

I was gifted a Whole Metre of spaghetti for Christmas

This item is Cotton if you speak Spanish and Polyester if you speak English

My nephew's toy-soldiers have ISIS flags

Finally finished the entire bottle of whole nutmeg after 15+ years

Different sizes for different continents

Opened a beer can to reveal a perpendicular second lid to my beer can

I tried to print fake money for a Christmas prank and my printer wouldn't let me