Mannequin permanent resident in dental waiting room.

The Christmas meal my company provided.

This egg has “testes” stamped on it.

Current convenience store bento(meal) prices in japan. 400 yen or about $2.50 cents.

My grandma gave me expired popcorn that also had the batch number ending in 80085

This Cashew Looks Like a Nutsack

I got a pair of shoes for christmas.. in two different sizes. they both have 36 written inside them

This French candle I got for a gift includes a sneak diss to the U.S.

Came across a 22.5 volt battery today

My USB hub supports a “Golden Tax adapter”

Just found my great grandfather's iron cross where he scratched the swastika out.

My grandma gives us money origami for Christmas and I’ve saved the last three years of them

This radio-controlled clock in my grandparents’ bathroom has been running on the same battery for over 20 years.

found this sign outside of a s*x shop

Forgot a bottle of Martinelli's outside yesterday (to cool it down quickly, then it got lost in dinner prep madness).

Found a pearl in my oysters casino from a Christmas buffet yesterday

when a fire meets freezing temperatures.

My dad's horrible bathroom lights

The colour of the tissue box blends in with my nightstand and wall!